Like the famous wild dogs of Africa, which hunts in packs, the media had descended en mass on the sorrowful suicide of the wife of a Kingfisher engineer.
For two days we heard and we read only about the suicide. Then we heard that the banks in a "humanitarian" act, had lent another Rs. 60 Crore to Kingfisher to pay salaries, given proof to the theory, sorrow does sometimes cause a loss of rational thinking.
With a monthly salary bill of Rs. 20 Crore, Rs. 60 Crore will pay about three of the seven months of overdue salary to Kingfisher employees. Instead, Kingfisher said it can only pay one and a half months. So what was the carrier going to do with the balance Rs. 30 Crore? Pour it down the veritable Kingfisher black hole? No story has come out in any of the major print or electronic media questioning this hocus-pocus.
Instead of chasing the money, credit should be given to the Kingfisher strategists. They have successfully, and cleverly, diverted the media's attention an e-mail from airline CEO Sanjay Aggarwal to the airline's employees with the same "come back to work" content with no mention of salaries, and to the fact that Kingfisher was selling tickets in violation of a DGCA diktat.
The airline strategy team surely have a job reserved at a magic show a'la Houdini or PC Sorcar.
I would like to ask a question of these bankers.
When you know Kingfishers less than stellar financial management techniques, why not ask the airline for a salary statement and give the salary directly to the employees?
Isn't this a sort of reverse wage garnishing? A common practice for banks and creditors to recover their dues? and this method will allow for the humanitarian act to truly reach its intended beneficiaries, instead of being spent on more bikini clad babes.
And to my dear and esteemed friends in the media, I recount the sage advice given by "Deep Throat" to Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein; "Follow the money".
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